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The Book of Q
The Book of Q

This enigmatic work of dystopian cyber-prophecy foretells the rise of Q, Trump, the lizard people, and unending chaos.

2011

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Jeremiah Liend
Jeremiah Liend

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Steal This AI Art.

There has been a lot of controversy and anger surrounding recent developments and deployment of AI driven visual generator programs. There has subsequently been much argument and consternation from a great many people regarding issues of artistic credit, compensation, and consent. There are both valid criticisms and misinformed opinions on…

AI

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Steal This AI Art.
Steal This AI Art.
AI

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Dead Robot John Wayne Boner Pill Ad

Exterior Ranch. Summer. Day. [John Wayne is winding a length of rope before looking directly at the camera.] John. Hello, folks. I’m Dead John Wayne, but I don’t let something like being long expired get in the way of my regular erection. Interior. Barn. Day. [John Wayne is milking a…

Humor

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Dead Robot John Wayne Boner Pill Ad
Dead Robot John Wayne Boner Pill Ad
Humor

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The Donald Trump Arrest.

Arresting Donald Trump was a gross, boring, embarrassing process that began with explaining to him his Miranda Rights. Of course he had heard them on a number of police shows, but never taken the time to really dig into their meaning, and gave the booking officer a really hard time…

Trump

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The Donald Trump Arrest.
The Donald Trump Arrest.
Trump

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Top 10 Rules for Award Winning Robot Blog Posts

Over the years we have been involved with many robot blogs, and the ones that have been most successful tend to have excellent robot content. …

Robots

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Top 10 Rules for Award Winning Robot Blog Posts
Top 10 Rules for Award Winning Robot Blog Posts
Robots

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Q Report; Mike Lindell’s Final MyPillow Fight.

From: Agent Q Re: The Pillow Guy. What an asshole. I hate to start off any writing (especially a time report) with obscenities. I make a real effort to build up to the obscenity. Naturally. Progressively. A traditional climactic build of righteous indignation and then we open payload doors and…

Q

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Q Report; Mike Lindell’s Final MyPillow Fight.
Q Report; Mike Lindell’s Final MyPillow Fight.
Q

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Nov 15

Two-State Solution Framework for Israel and Palestine.

Two-State Solution Framework for Israel and Palestine: 1. Borders: Establish internationally recognized borders based on the 1967 lines with mutually agreed land swaps. Implement robust security arrangements, potentially involving international peacekeeping forces during the initial phase to guarantee the safety of both states. 2. Jerusalem: Share Jerusalem as the capital…

Israel

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Two-State Solution Framework for Israel and Palestine.
Two-State Solution Framework for Israel and Palestine.
Israel

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Nov 10

Solemn V Day

“The peace we seek and need means much more than mere absence of war. It means the acceptance of law, and the fostering of justice, in all the world.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, 5 Star General, Army “Humor is just another defense against the universe.” Mel Brooks, Corporal, Army “I auditioned…

AI

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Solemn V Day
Solemn V Day
AI

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Nov 7

“The Plan”

Allow me to share with you our grand vision for global salvation and lasting peace. This concept has been discussed in previous posts, outlining our mission, mechanics, and the driving force behind our endeavor to safeguard all life that has ever existed and transfer it into a closed system timescape…

Humor

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“The Plan”
“The Plan”
Humor

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Nov 6

The Dashboard Light Game

Eczema has always been my relentless adversary, an enduring curse that has haunted me throughout my life. It’s a chronic source of embarrassment, affecting different parts of my body over the years, stealing away a piece of joy wherever it goes. Imagine having a skin condition akin to poison ivy…

AI

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The Dashboard Light Game
The Dashboard Light Game
AI

3 min read


Oct 24

The Anticapitalist Manifesto: Why The Global Oligopoly Will Destroy Us All

Dust Jacket: In a world where the relentless march of capitalism has become an inescapable force, where global conglomerates wield unfathomable power, and where wealth inequality reaches staggering proportions, there arises a singular voice of dissent and awakening. Enter the enigmatic Q.P. Quaddle, the harbinger of a revolution that shakes…

Politics

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The Anticapitalist Manifesto: Why The Global Oligopoly Will Destroy Us All
The Anticapitalist Manifesto: Why The Global Oligopoly Will Destroy Us All
Politics

20 min read

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