Exterior Ranch. Summer. Day. [John Wayne is winding a length of rope before looking directly at the camera.] John. Hello, folks. I’m Dead John Wayne, but I don’t let something like being long expired get in the way of my regular erection. Interior. Barn. Day. [John Wayne is milking a…

Arresting Donald Trump was a gross, boring, embarrassing process that began with explaining to him his Miranda Rights. Of course he had heard them on a number of police shows, but never taken the time to really dig into their meaning, and gave the booking officer a really hard time…

Over the years we have been involved with many robot blogs, and the ones that have been most successful tend to have excellent robot content. …

From: Agent Q Re: The Pillow Guy. What an asshole. I hate to start off any writing (especially a time report) with obscenities. I make a real effort to build up to the obscenity. Naturally. Progressively. A traditional climactic build of righteous indignation and then we open payload doors and…

Project Proposal: Einstein-Rosen Bridge Generator Construction Introduction: The Einstein-Rosen Bridge, also known as a wormhole, is a hypothetical tunnel-like structure that connects two separate points in space-time. The idea of wormholes has been popularized in science fiction as a means of faster-than-light travel, but the concept is also supported by…

Everyone is talking about AI and what the implications, morality, and development means to them. This post is meant to provide some background on the discussion, offer my own opinion, and give some thoughts moving forward. Importantly, and for the first time in a while, AI will not be used…

Onward, digital soldier, marching as to troll, With the cross of technology ever before. Follow now in the steps of our king, And fight the good fight with a mouse and a ring. At the sign of progress and advancement we’ll strive, To push the boundaries and all stay alive, …

Many people spend a lot of time shitting on dreams and pissing on miracles. Their sad angry days are full of arguing with those foolish enough to engage them. They use cruel and bullying tactics with the shakiest of logic and rhetoric. If you manage to be clearly right they…

With the advantage of hindsight allowing the unlimited production of murderbots was clearly a bad idea. At the time it seemed like the logical evolution of escalatory combat technology. We used remotely piloted and/or semi-autonomous robots in the air? Why not attach some machine guns to robot dogs and deploy…