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From: Agent Q Re: The Pillow Guy. What an asshole. I hate to start off any writing (especially a time report) with obscenities. I make a real effort to build up to the obscenity. Naturally. Progressively. A traditional climactic build of righteous indignation and then we open payload doors and…

Representative Matt Gaetz was having a hell of a month, what with the arrest, and charges, and threats, and violence. Worst of all, he disappointed not only his fans (who he treasured so dearly) but the one who really mattered, Donald J. Trump (45th POTUS). While sucking dick in the…

If Donald Trump had only been more careful in his language the law clerk working his capital fraud trial might not have noticed an incredibly old statute on the books empowering “Witch Hunts”. As it turns out you only need a vaguely worded “proof of sorcery” in order to push…

It all went wildly out of control following the verdict. The Grand Jury unanimously voted to convict and sure enough, Donald Trump was found guilty of High Treason, and sentenced to be drawn and quartered on the Washington Mall. But Trump had other plans and called upon his staunchest allies…

Theirs was the forbidden fruit of fascists in love. The heat of their passion was as the glowing red tips of their full auto muzzle breaks. For women such as these (ones who knew exactly where to find their vaginas) there could only be full auto. As they drove their…

Steve Bannon had managed to avoid prosecution for a good long time, but New York was coming for him and the weeks long bender would have to come to an end. Waking in the early morning hours with a little help from his dwindling supply of Bolivian marching powder, Steve…

Donald Trump has had many nicknames over the years, but ironically none has stuck quite as well as “Teflon Don”. It is said that no crime can stick to “Teflon Don” who manages to avoid any and all accountability or responsibility when it comes to the many legal issues he…

After Donald Trump led a successful second coup he was quick to undo the mistakes of the past. Media? Executed. Detainees? Sterilized. List of enemies? Gitmoed. Ginny Thomas was 1,000% correct (eventually) and barges of people bobbed in the Bay of Pigs, awaiting their live Truth Social broadcast tribunal/hanging. Things…