To: Agents, Anons, Weirdoes, World Press, Office of the President, Space Force High Command From: Q (K00) Re: Final Report 6/21/42,2222 Hello All, I have finally run down my term as director of the Guild. Due to fractional math and a particularly esoteric retirement package I get to retire on…

To: Global Press, Agents, Anons, Et. All From: Q [K00] Re: Liend 2022 11/5/3032 Hello All, Before beginning this incredibly important (although ultimately boring) timephone report, I have to insist that you pay attention. Right now you’re probably doing something else. Probably at least one other thing? Perhaps more. Pooping…

Bozhoo, My name is Jeremiah Liend and I am seeking the DFL endorsement for Minnesota house district 2B. I would like to begin by thanking the 8,395 people who voted for me in 2020. Every day I am honored by those votes and try to be worthy of them. I…

To: Earth Population 21 stCentury From: Q (K00) Re: Help!!! 3/24/2035 Hello Earth, Thank you for your patronage. I am translating this latest post into the most popular languages populated on this blog. I am using Google, so if it all goes horribly wrong, I’m very sorry. I understand that…

To: Agents, Anons, Weirdoes, etc. His 1,000 year sentence in Timeprison complete, the Interchronological Time Court released Vladimir Putin this morning and he is predictably, completely, and hilariously insane. Just a gibbering wreck of a former human. They got him to a therapist and they will do what they can…

Since our youths and before we have all been told, Freedom is protected by the brave and the bold. But lately we wonder where that freedom has went? What years, riches, and lives have been woefully spent? Where was our freedom in Vietnam? Was it in the tunnels of the…

To: Agents, Anons, Weirdoes, et. all From: Q (K-00) Re: Dinner With Kyle 11/21/2445 Hello All, Dinner with Kyle did not go well. Let’s start there and work our way back. To be fair, even within my own expansive and often chemically enhanced imagination, I did not think it would…

To: Agents, Anons, Et All. From: Q Re: AI Issues 10/21/2121 Hello All, There’s been some ethical complaints that have been coming up from the Agents down in the lab and I wanted to head this off at the pass as it were; No, we are not torturing robots. Moving…

Don undid his top button and allowed his throat to pulsate out of his tie. “Oh Don, why did you wear that on a picnic?” asked Jim Jordan (representative [Ohio]) “Well, I didn’t know we were going on a picnic.” Said Donald Trump (45th POTUS) “It was all such a…